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My World: Porn: Of a different kind.

fahim mohammed

Well-known member
My grandkids had just returned from the States. They helped me time it right with Fedex stateside.

It arrived yesterday. What a coincidence!

It is much better in real life than in the pics.

Will it take good photos, asked my grandson.

You will understand son, I told him. To take pictures? One can use any make.

This is to match with your jeans and joggers. You must have seen it, I told him.

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Asher Kelman

OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief
It arrived yesterday. What a coincidence!




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Fahim,

Porn is dangerous, my good friend. I'm concerned at your moral standing. Just remember that the Devil is around the corner and who knows, the next thing you'll be pulled into the throngs of wild deranged modernists, and evils of the flesh! So, as a kindness, I'll be happy to house this dangerous instrument for you. No need to fuss, just wrap it in that nice handsome red keffiyeh, drop it back at Fedex and it will be soon safely with me, beyond further temptation. I'm a Canon guy and already compromised, so it really cannot bring me down lower than I am!

:)

Asher
 

fahim mohammed

Well-known member


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Fahim,

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I'm concerned at your moral standing. Just remember that the Devil is around the corner and who knows, the next thing you'll be pulled into the throngs of wild deranged modernists, and evils of the flesh! So, as a kindness, I'll be happy to house this dangerous instrument for you. No need to fuss, just wrap it in that nice handsome red keffiyeh, drop it back at Fedex and it will be soon safely with me, beyond further temptation. I'm a Canon guy and already compromised, so it really cannot bring me down lower than I am!

:)

Asher

Asher,

A short time ago, one of my in-laws and I drove down a few hundred kms to visit my grand uncle. I call
him grandfather..that's what he is to me. Anyway, my in-law and I shared a room. We heard a knock at the door. my cousin in-law must have got up, opened the door and vanished!!

I felt something beating on my foot very lightly. Opened my eyes to see my grandfather and my uncle
standing over me. My grandfather is almost blind. Get up, I heard him say. Time for prayers.
I said half asleep..is it time for morning prayers yet?.. getting up and kissing both their heads.

No, said my grandfather. It is time for Tahajjud ( non-compulsory prayers before the compulsory morning prayers ).

You city dwellers, I heard him say..have given over to the pleasures of the flesh and the doings of the devil!!

My in-laws are even less generous concerning my moral standing!

As to sending the cam back to you..gladly. Though I would rather give it to you in person than trust Fedex the second time. :)
 

Asher Kelman

OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief
You city dwellers, I heard him say..have given over to the pleasures of the flesh and the doings of the devil!!

That's family!

As to sending the cam back to you..gladly. Though I would rather give it to you in person than trust Fedex the second time. :)

Sentiment appreciated, although I am very fortunate not to covet other folk's property. I just admire fine things!

Asher
 

Jerome Marot

Well-known member
Is this an M-E? In any case: congratulations on your new camera. Just tell your grandson that, irrespective of whether it takes better pictures or not, it makes it more fun.
 
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