I'll never make any money with this hobby ... Because I wont' shoot the two things that bring in the bucks ....
Weddings: - I've seen "Bridezillas" - need I say more ? - Besides, a beautiful picture is so subjective, I can expect to see myself in Court just because the 300 pound Bride didn't like the picture because she claims I made her look "a little Heavy".....
Children: - I dont like children. Stinkey, filthy little things.... My wife was watching a couple last week and I walked past them (rapidly) and one asked me if they could go out and play... I don't talk to them when I'm sober, but I did say ... 'No - it's raining".... He asked why it was raining.... I said "Because God is crying" ...... yup, he had to ask... "Why's God crying?" - - had to nip this in the bud fast cuz I really don't 'interact' with them.... I said, " I dont know, but it was probably because of something that YOU did"... My wife asked me why this little kid was crying in our living room.....
What sounds more peaceful ..... Getting some smelly, crying, little 3 year old to sit still on a stool so I can take a picture of him bawling, or taking a picture of a stand of Quakies in the fall, just as the sun creates a golden glow over the foliage....?
No money - but happy.....
Weddings: - I've seen "Bridezillas" - need I say more ? - Besides, a beautiful picture is so subjective, I can expect to see myself in Court just because the 300 pound Bride didn't like the picture because she claims I made her look "a little Heavy".....
Children: - I dont like children. Stinkey, filthy little things.... My wife was watching a couple last week and I walked past them (rapidly) and one asked me if they could go out and play... I don't talk to them when I'm sober, but I did say ... 'No - it's raining".... He asked why it was raining.... I said "Because God is crying" ...... yup, he had to ask... "Why's God crying?" - - had to nip this in the bud fast cuz I really don't 'interact' with them.... I said, " I dont know, but it was probably because of something that YOU did"... My wife asked me why this little kid was crying in our living room.....
What sounds more peaceful ..... Getting some smelly, crying, little 3 year old to sit still on a stool so I can take a picture of him bawling, or taking a picture of a stand of Quakies in the fall, just as the sun creates a golden glow over the foliage....?
No money - but happy.....