So it seems, for others. Not for me. One face does all. Which is probably why, when speaking in public, my humor appears as insulting. Combined with a propensity to speak my thoughts, I am responsible for sending small children running, rendering babies scared shitless, receiving abuse from l'il old ladies in shopping malls, being questioned by police just for waving at them, totally confusing teenage louts, relatives cutting me of their dinner list and do-gooders wanting to cheer me up or council me or, worse still, convert me to the latest 'happiness' fad.
What's your daily face usage look like, James?