Will Thompson
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What is a jitterbug?
A Caterpillar with hiccups!
A Caterpillar with hiccups!
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Please Post your Elementary school 2 liner jokes.
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Will Thompson
Well Known Member
What is popcorn?
An excuse to eat butter and salt!
An excuse to eat butter and salt!
Jim Olson
Well-known member
Did you hear about the snowman that got upset when the sun came out?
He had a total meltdown 🤣
He had a total meltdown 🤣
Asher Kelman
OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief
Polite dog= poltician
Chien(fr) for dog
Chien(fr) for dog
Peter Dexter
Well-known member
What do you have with a person who is somnamniac, dyslexic and agnostic?
A person who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
A person who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Will Thompson
Well Known Member
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
They didn’t believe in Dog.
They didn’t believe in Dog.
Jerome Marot
Well-known member
Qu'est ce qui est rond, vert, qui monte et qui descend?
Un petit pois dans un ascenceur.
(I was schooled in France...)
Un petit pois dans un ascenceur.
(I was schooled in France...)
Asher Kelman
OPF Owner/Editor-in-Chief
Excellent! Le petit poi’s, c’etait moi,
Elevé dans une famille avec sept autre enfants pauvres et froid!
Elevé dans une famille avec sept autre enfants pauvres et froid!
Will Thompson
Well Known Member
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
They make up everything!